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We don’t do decaf. Never have. Never will.

Except… if we did, it might look something like this.

We wouldn’t spend weeks testing Brazilian beans to find one that didn’t taste like regret.

We wouldn’t choose a Swiss Water Process decaf that removes caffeine without chemicals.

We definitely wouldn’t roast it to your exact preference, light, medium, or dark, right here in Texas.

But if we were going to break our own rule, this would be the roast we’d never admit to making.

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Matte black coffee bag with red CENSORED label and white tag reading ‘May or may not be Decaf Coffee from Headcount Coffee.’ Shadowy, cinematic product photo.
Decaf Coffee
$26.00 CAD
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Roast Level
Whole Bean or Ground

Crafted from smooth, nutty Brazilian beans and decaffeinated using the Swiss Water Process, a 100% chemical-free method that removes caffeine without stripping away flavor, this roast keeps everything you love about coffee, minus the buzz.

Each bag is roasted fresh right here in Texas, available in light, medium, or dark roast and whole bean or drip grind.

It may ship quietly from an undisclosed Texas location.

We still don’t do decaf. But if we did, we’d roast it like this, small batch, Swiss Water, and freshly deniable.